let the planets unite

meme-loving-stuck:

meme-loving-stuck:

meme-loving-stuck:

meme-loving-stuck:

meme-loving-stuck:

HEY TUMBLK

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your wish is my command…

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He Is Here

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yes, for you..


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he Has Arrived…

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yes! a bold request..


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Frosty….Stealth

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BUT OF COURSE DARLING….


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There she Is….fashionably late As Always

posted 5 years ago with 188,918 notes

wombuttress:

sounddesignerjeans:

evil-britney:

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

you mean, skin?

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

posted 5 years ago with 550,513 notes
serenity-is-my-tardis:
“ PROFESSOR JIGGLY NO
”

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kimreesesdaughter:

kimreesesdaughter:

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

THIS JOINT!!!!

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BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

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centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

why is this so funny

Centrifugal force doesn’t even exist, it’s called centripetal force

centrifugal force
doesn’t even exist it’s called
centripetal force



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posted 5 years ago with 648,172 notes
Anonymous: do you actually know any math?

annavonsyfert:

i know of math

posted 5 years ago with 75,706 notes